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[reverancepavane]

Shoggoth 22 May – 21 June After an unremarkable and rather damp summer, Shoggoths are feeling a bit down in the dumps. I've had a lot of complaints from them recently asking if the stars will ever be right. If you must invite them to your party at all, ask them to co-ordinate some spooky party games like Pin the Tentacle on Cthulhu. Remind them, though, that moving stars about using supernatural powers is forbidden under intergalactic law. Especially moving them so they spell naughty words. So just stop it. Mystic Moo

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[simonjrogers.livejournal.com]

Mystic Moo considers this repost to me the next best thing to remooneration.