and people asked why anyone would buy a bag of 100 d4

[reverancepavane]

Another quizzy thing. And I wasn't joking about the d4; a company decided to reduce it's very impressive dice stocks by offering d4 in bargain lots of 100 at a crazy price; they sold in next to no time. I can just imagine the large number of wannabe ninja running around out there...

Take the quiz at dicepool.com

You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools! This survey is completely scientific. Despite the mind-boggling complexity of mankind, the billions of distinctly different personalities found on Earth can easily be divided into seven simple categories that correspond to the five Platonic solids, a pseudo polyhedron, and whatever the hell a d100 is. The results of this quiz should be considered not only meaningful but also infallible, and pertinent to your success as a fully realized individual. If you feel the results of this examination do not match your perceived personality, you should take whatever drastic measures are needed to cram your superego back into proper alignment, as described by the quiz results. And if you believe that, we have some really great critical-hit insurance to sell you.

Comments

[kriste]

Your test scores may go up as well as down.

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

They weren't yellow d4s printed with white, were they? My partner has a bag of about 96 left (after a few found new homes here and there) from such an acquisition...

I don't believe he's a ninja...

[reverancepavane.livejournal.com]

I don't  believe he's a ninja... Is he good at massage? Ninja's often used to disguise themselves as wandering blind masseurs (as well as hedges [1]), so this may be a give-away to his true secret ninja identity. But remember you must never confront him directly with your suspicions. Ninjas are dangerous (not to mention pesky), when cornered. Far better to get him to use his incredible ninja massage techniques to lull you into a false sense of serenity security. [1] "Move along please, we're a hedge."