*** stop press ***

[reverancepavane]

Shocking news just in from the Garden Dustbowl of Unearthly Delight. According to sources who attended Richard's Birthday Picnic at the Botanic Gardens yesterday (invite was on Facebook apparently), Shelby has officially left Sound & Fury to pursue other career options, according to a furiously unhappy sounding Birthday Boy. However there has been no official word or verification of this yet, so this should probably still be considered of dubious reliability, but, if it is true, you heard it here second, folks! [But as I'm not a journalist I don't feel a need to verify sources before publication. Then again, according to Media Watch, neither do journalists.]