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Previously on My Life With Teela. "My name is Tell-I-TAL-4 and I shall be your briefing officer for this mission. But before I begin..." Tell-I proceeds to pull twice on his right ear, squeezes his nose, and pats his bald head twice. At this one of the clones in the audience stands up, rubs his belly with his right hand whilst pulling on his left ear with his left hand. "Excuse me Citizen Tell-I-TAL-4. May I be excused?" "Of course Citizen. You obviously have important duties to be about for The Computer." The clone immediately exits the auditorium; the Blue Internal Security Troopers let him go, albiet reluctantly. Tell-I looks around expectantly, and one of the other clones stands up and rubs his belly and pulls on his left ear. Tell-I waits expectantly. The clone starts to look slightly panicked and starts patting his head. The other clones in the audience look away in embarrassment. Tell-I sighs, and motions to one of the Blue Internal Security guards at the door, who grins openly, pulls his disrupter pistol and shoots the poor clone. "Now if I might continue without further interruptions from Commie Mutant Ninja Traitors..." "You have volunteered for the Troubleshooter Corps. The Computer requires you for an important mission. The mission is in fact, so important, that The Computer itself will handle the details of the briefing." Tell-I turns to face the viewscreen and presses the Omni-Remote™ Nothing happens. The viewscreen remains blank.